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  • Mamrie: No matter how you look straight out of the patch, you could always clean yourself up and become whatever you wanna be.
  • Hannah: That's not a pun.
  • Mamrie: It's not a pun. It's a Barack Obama quote.

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(Source: sadnessandpuns, via hart-oh)

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via pizza)

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

(via pizza)